vaspim2k13:

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen in my life

urbancatfitters:

“you’re only doing that for attention”

well yeah

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

lirrylirry:

ThE BEST PART OF thE STUPID FCCKN UNDERCOVER VIDEOS IS WHEN HARRY DROPS HIS ROLLIG THING AND LIAM GOES

OH BARBARA

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stalkingradke:

they should sell miniature clones of band members so that when you’re having a bad day you can just pick them out of your pocket and have them hug your finger and play songs for you and give you pep talks 

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
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